The Book That Wrote Itself
"Vincent believes he has written the great Irish novel. When publishers turn it down he decides to prove them wrong by turning it into a movie. The film culminates at the Venice film festival, where Vincent pitches George Clooney, Branagh, DeNiro & others what he now believes to be the great Irish film. The Book That Wrote Itself is an eccentric black comedy on the pretensions of art & filmmaking."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Liam O MochainVincent Macken | Vincent Macken |
| AAntoinette GuineyAisling Arrigan | Aisling Arrigan |
 Orlaith RafterShauna | Shauna |
| PPaul MahonSean | Sean |
| PPhillip OwenDerek | Derek |
| MMarco van BelleLiterary Agent 1 | Literary Agent 1 |
| KKristian MarkenLiterary Agent 2 | Literary Agent 2 |
| EEdward NaessensSecurity Guard | Security Guard |
| CCarole MeyersDeirdre Ni Laighean/Diva | Deirdre Ni Laighean/Diva |
| MMike CarberryRay Carr | Ray Carr |
| SSarah PilkingtonRadio Reporter | Radio Reporter |
| SSeán Ó CoisdealbhaMico Seoighe | Mico Seoighe |
| FFred McCluskeyJohn | John |
 Kenneth BranaghKenneth Branagh | Kenneth Branagh |
 George ClooneyGeorge Clooney | George Clooney |
 Melanie GriffithMelanie Griffith | Melanie Griffith |
 Chazz PalminteriChazz Palminteri | Chazz Palminteri |
 Bryan SingerBryan Singer | Bryan Singer |