A self-organized group of unemployed miners from the industrial wasteland of northern England make it their profession to tour the country by bus, and perform in Chippendales-style, both individually and together in a grand finale.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Eamon BolandRalph | Ralph |
 Joe DuttineSteven | Steven |
 John MichieBarry | Barry |
 Paul RiderSpuggy | Spuggy |
 William AshTony | Tony |
 Barry StantonWilf | Wilf |
 Polly HemingwayCynthia | Cynthia |
| OOlga GrahameMavis | Mavis |
 Caroline LoncqSonia | Sonia |
 Bobby KnuttDrag Queen | Drag Queen |
 John ForgehamBig Vinnie | Big Vinnie |