The Velvet Underground's John Cale tells the story behind Andy Warhol's famous LP cover, Auberon Waugh and John Walters recall their first encounters with the fruit after the war, and footballer Brendan Batson considers how they became a symbol of racism hurled from the terraces
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| VVernon JoynerNarrator (voice) | Narrator (voice) |
| BBrendon BatsonSelf | Self |
 John CaleSelf | Self |
| DDeborah CavendishSelf - The Duchess of Devonshire | Self - The Duchess of Devonshire |
 Harry HillSelf | Self |
| DDarcus HoweSelf | Self |
 Spike MilliganSelf | Self |
| JJohn WaltersSelf | Self |
| AAuberon WaughSelf | Self |