After he flunks a fertility test, a man realizes that the only way he can get his wife pregnant is by robbing a sperm bank to take back the last of the deposits he made there years earlier.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paul SchneiderTommy Macklin | Tommy Macklin |
 Olivia MunnAudrey Macklin | Audrey Macklin |
 Kevin HeffernanWade | Wade |
 Wood HarrisDarrell | Darrell |
 Nat FaxonZig-Zag | Zig-Zag |
 Jay ChandrasekharRon Jon | Ron Jon |
 Aisha TylerKaren | Karen |
 Collette WolfeAllison | Allison |
 Hayes MacArthurLeslie Jenkins | Leslie Jenkins |
 Lindsey KraftGreta | Greta |
 Helena MattssonTanya | Tanya |
 Constance ZimmerMona | Mona |
 Philippe BrenninkmeyerDr. Vickery | Dr. Vickery |
 Jude CiccolellaCoach Stubbs | Coach Stubbs |
 Tommy DeweyTodd | Todd |
 Bill FagerbakkeClark | Clark |
 M.C. GaineyOfficer Malloy | Officer Malloy |
| JJeanne SakataWanda | Wanda |
 Michael YurchakSommelier | Sommelier |
 Sharon MaughanDr. Roberts | Dr. Roberts |
 Desi LydicJulie | Julie |
 Charlie FinnSperm Bank Receptionist | Sperm Bank Receptionist |
 Miles FisherGroom | Groom |
 Noureen DeWulfBride | Bride |
 Jenica BergereOfficer Kanani | Officer Kanani |
 Jennifer IngrumBirthing Nurse | Birthing Nurse |
 Phillip DanielOfficer Hawk | Officer Hawk |
 Nikki MooreJenny | Jenny |