As the Dark Lord finalizes his plan to dominate our world, intrepid reporter Carl Kolchinski investigates
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Raw LeibaLando | Lando |
 Corbin BernsenCarl | Carl |
 Natasha Charles ParkerSharon (as Natasha Malinsky) | Sharon (as Natasha Malinsky) |
 Raine BrownFaith | Faith |
 Vania MendezBabe (as Vania Bezerra) | Babe (as Vania Bezerra) |
| JJessica SherrSheila | Sheila |
| AAnthony TimponeTony | Tony |