Satire spoof about a "National Enquirer"-type tabloid, featuring a cast of celebrity look-alikes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Fred McCarrenJeff Morton | Jeff Morton |
 Lane SmithChuck Maxwell | Chuck Maxwell |
 André De ShieldsRuss | Russ |
 George LindseyZeke | Zeke |
 Toni KalemHolly | Holly |
 Tom AldredgeCaptain Crackers | Captain Crackers |
 Sully BoyarPommeranz | Pommeranz |
| JJerome DempseyGerry | Gerry |
 Tom McCleisterShapiro | Shapiro |
 Alan RosenbergJ.D. | J.D. |
| LLianne KressinAgnes | Agnes |