A filmed record of the 1978 "Alternative Miss World" beauty pageant held in a circus tent on Clapham Common in South London.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 DivineSelf - Guest of Honour | Self - Guest of Honour |
 Nell CampbellSelf | Self |
| AAndrew LoganSelf - Your Host + Hostess | Self - Your Host + Hostess |
| EEric RobertsSelf - Judge / Gossip | Self - Judge / Gossip |
 John MayburySelf | Self |
 Jenny RunacreSelf | Self |