The crazy almost-launch to BBC2, starring The Alberts alongside Ivor Cutler, commissioned in the wake of their rule-changing love comedy theatre show, ‘An Evening of British Rubbish’. It’s Rubbish, but by Jingo – it’s British Rubbish!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| TThe AlbertsNot listed | Not listed |
 Bruce LaceyNot listed | Not listed |
 Ivor CutlerNot listed | Not listed |
| SSheree WintonNot listed | Not listed |
| JJohn SnaggeNot listed | Not listed |
| BBirma the ElephantNot listed | Not listed |