Interested in becoming a serious actor, Mr. Pastry (Richard Hearne) seeks out the services of a down-and-out Professor (Buster Keaton) to help him become the dramatic thespian he hopes to be.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Richard HearneMr. Pastry | Mr. Pastry |
 Buster KeatonProfessor | Professor |
 Peggy MountLandlady | Landlady |
| JJohn GatrellStage Manager | Stage Manager |
| RRudolph OffenbachSignor Frascatti | Signor Frascatti |
 Lisa LeeMadame Lolla Borgia | Madame Lolla Borgia |
| IIan WallaceThe Prisoner | The Prisoner |
| HHarold ByrneKid | Kid |