Allison Segal is about to embark on a three-week tour to promote her memoir. Unfortunately, her marriage is falling apart, her memoir is a lie, and a cabbage has told her she's going to have an affair.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| NNancy RubelBook Store Patron | Book Store Patron |
 Jocelyn DeBoerAllison | Allison |
 Austin CauldwellEthan | Ethan |
| LLora Lee EcobelliBook Signing Fan | Book Signing Fan |
| MMimi FischerQ&A Woman | Q&A Woman |
 Maureen MuellerCheryl Bell | Cheryl Bell |
| FFrank Garcia-HejlMark | Mark |
| DDee PelletierRosalind (Literary Agent) | Rosalind (Literary Agent) |
| AAnthony NewfieldAaron Bell | Aaron Bell |
 Nate SmithJosh | Josh |
| TTomas UhliarikWaiter | Waiter |
| DDiana GreenhutBook Store Patron | Book Store Patron |