Kato Kahn, a seventies Kung Fu master and movie star is mysteriously killed. Private eye extraordinaire and two time Idaho Fung goo champion Jack Nash is brought in on the case in this sexy spoof of the Kung Fu movie craze.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Asia CarreraDena | Dena |
 Kimi GeeSuzy (as Kimi Ji) | Suzy (as Kimi Ji) |
 Brooke AshleyShane | Shane |
 Maya SoulsNot listed | Not listed |
| DDevin DemooreDancer | Dancer |
 Lilienne LiConnie | Connie |
 JulianNinja #2 | Ninja #2 |
 Marc WalliceRichard | Richard |
 Jonathan MorganJack Nash | Jack Nash |
 John WestNinja #1 | Ninja #1 |
| JJ.J. MichaelsWarkawsky | Warkawsky |
| DDewey ThomasWing Fat | Wing Fat |