A film, which is also about the production of itself, in which a mysterious phone is given to a man to fund a high school football team.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Dana SnyderDr. Morpheus Thorpington | Dr. Morpheus Thorpington |
 Carey MeansHimself | Himself |
| NNicholas InkatanuwatEskimo Phone Wrangler | Eskimo Phone Wrangler |
| DDon KennedyBlack Kid | Black Kid |