Mathematician Teresa just wanted to study during the College spring break. But her friends, who want her to live a little, drag her out to parties. The next thing she knows, she has been drugged, kidnapped, made a redhead, tattooed, and wearing leather?!? Her captors seem to be the most inept crooks ever. They seem to have a plan, if only she could figure out why it involves her.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Adrienne ShellyTeresa / Gloria | Teresa / Gloria |
 C. Thomas HowellCarl | Carl |
 Nancy McKeonSara | Sara |
 Casey SiemaszkoMichael | Michael |
 Jonathan SilvermanRick | Rick |
 Lou Diamond PhillipsWheeler | Wheeler |
 Anthony ClarkMooney | Mooney |
 Diedrich BaderHiggins | Higgins |
 Tippi HedrenEvelyn Hill | Evelyn Hill |
 K.D. LangMichelle | Michelle |
 Joe PantolianoBruno | Bruno |
 Mary Kay PlaceNora | Nora |
 Mare WinninghamSinger | Singer |
 Nanette FabrayMartha Mae | Martha Mae |
 Majel BarrettHenrietta | Henrietta |
 Melissa EtheridgeHooker | Hooker |
 Lisa M. HansenHooker with Bird | Hooker with Bird |
 Sean AstinStep-Brother (uncredited) | Step-Brother (uncredited) |
 Kiefer SutherlandRoadblock Officer (uncredited) | Roadblock Officer (uncredited) |
 Ryan SlaterWaylon | Waylon |
 Elizabeth KeenerParty Babe | Party Babe |
| CCatalaine KnellParty Babe | Party Babe |
 Stacie RandallKay | Kay |
| LLoring PickeringJack Hill | Jack Hill |
| EEric GilliandPolice Officer | Police Officer |
| BBrian DavilaElvis | Elvis |
 Matt AdlerTitus | Titus |