It's dark times for Ethan Collins, a severely depressed, foul-mouthed elementary school teacher whose wife's recent infidelity and departure have left him questioning everything in his life.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Gil ZabarskyEthan Collins | Ethan Collins |
 Kate FlanneryAssistant Principal Gruber | Assistant Principal Gruber |
| KKathleen LittlefieldAbigail Brentfield | Abigail Brentfield |
 Emily WilsonLauren Collins | Lauren Collins |
 Marc Evan JacksonJerry Trask | Jerry Trask |
 Chris O'BrienRonald | Ronald |
| EEden McCoyPaige | Paige |
| MMaddux BerryTrevor Maynard | Trevor Maynard |
| HHannah McCloudHolly | Holly |
 Mim DrewMrs. McCallister | Mrs. McCallister |
 Malcolm MillsWilly (as Alex Mills) | Willy (as Alex Mills) |