Waiter: Madam, your seats. He'll be here shortly. Madam: (takes sip of red rum) sighing Okay. Adam Arrives. Waiter shows him to the seats. Waiter: Would you like anything to drink? Adam: (starts to sit down) I'll have the red rum special. Adam: Madam, I'm Adam (shakes hands) I was sent here to make things right. Madam: Never odd or even, is it? Adam: Excuse me? Madam: I know why you're here. I've been on their radar for far too long haven't I? Adam: ... Madam: Please don't respond. Now if you do anything at all to him, I will snap your bones like a tongue depressor, gouge out your eyes with a spoon, rip out your throat and you'll keel over like a hurt dog. And you'll bow down as if it looks like I'm your god. When you bow down beg for mercy. Refer to me as death. Say, "please god no, death, please kill me" and I won't. I may not kill you, but your hospital bills will. Adam: Let's say we bring this down a level, eh? Let's just talk okay, I'm here to talk. Madam: sourly Okay. Adam: (Takes a deep breath) who's your favorite band? Madam: Why that question? Adam: I'm just trying to make small talk because I think the waiter heard you. Madam: Fine... ABBA. That's the code, the waiter takes out a gun and shoots them both. Waiter: (whispers to self) Alright it's all in motion now. Next, a man, a plan, a canal, Panama. The longest joke for an opening. Not much to say, very confusing and need to watch again with subtitles.
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