Harvey and Linda are very much in love and looking to get married. Two problems - Linda is much younger than Harvey and she must have sex every hour on the hour. Neither of these two "problems" cauise much difficulty for the couple or their extended family and circle of friends.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Lynn StevensJenny Guildenstern | Jenny Guildenstern |
 Darby Lloyd RainsLinda Rosencrantz | Linda Rosencrantz |
 Marc StevensJudge Crawford | Judge Crawford |
 Jamie GillisHarvey Guildenstern | Harvey Guildenstern |
 Heather EllisMiss Anderson | Miss Anderson |
 Day JasonVicky | Vicky |
 Eric EdwardsDrummond | Drummond |
| SSandy FoxxSandi Guildenstern | Sandi Guildenstern |
 Levi RichardsMelvin Crawford | Melvin Crawford |