In Ancient Nazareth in the year Zero, a pregnant teenage girl (Mary) and her gay best friend (Joseph) must hatch a plan to save their lives when they discover they might get stoned to death for their sexual "sins". Their plan? They'll convince everyone that God made Mary pregnant with the new Messiah.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Isabella TagliatiMary | Mary |
 Tarek ZiadJoseph | Joseph |
| CChristian VierlingGabriel | Gabriel |
 John PopePontius | Pontius |
 Maggie WheelerAnnie Cohen | Annie Cohen |
 John RothmanJoachim Cohen | Joachim Cohen |
 Charleigh Jordan-OrtegaCoughing Kid | Coughing Kid |