A day in the life of Ethan Collins, a severely depressed, foul-mouthed elementary school teacher whose wife's recent infidelity and departure have left him questioning everything in his life.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rachel DratchAssistant Principal | Assistant Principal |
 Gil ZabarskyEthan Collins | Ethan Collins |
| AAliciana LopezStudent | Student |
| KKathleen LittlefieldAbigail | Abigail |
| HHayden SignorettiTrevor | Trevor |
 Breanna LakatosStudent | Student |
| NNikita BangiyevStudent | Student |
| AAlexa BrancazioStudent | Student |
| ZZoe BrancazioStudent | Student |
| AAlec BurbageStudent | Student |
 Alison FernándezLisa Fennelly | Lisa Fennelly |
| SSabrina FernandezEmma Watkins | Emma Watkins |
| AAmari LopezStudent | Student |
| AAdriana MaiellaStudent | Student |
| JJuliana MaiellaStudent | Student |
| NNatalia MaiellaStudent | Student |
| SSean MartinEthan's Student | Ethan's Student |
| JJaden ParacheZach | Zach |
| LLogan J. RushStudent | Student |
| LLauren SahuStudent | Student |
 Edward Sass IIIStudent | Student |
| MMalinda SassStudent | Student |
| AAlexa SpellmanSchool Girl | School Girl |
| MMeagan WeidenPaige | Paige |
| AAidan ZusinStudent | Student |
| AAnnabelle ZusinStudent | Student |
| EElizabeth ZusinStudent | Student |