 Julie StrainIvanna Dance / Demanda | Ivanna Dance / Demanda |
 Lloyd KaufmanThe Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice) | The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice) |
| AArban OrnelasSoul Stripper (as Arban) | Soul Stripper (as Arban) |
 Masuimi MaxSexy Asian Vampire | Sexy Asian Vampire |
 Kevin EastmanTravis Dance | Travis Dance |
| RRob ZazzaliTimmy | Timmy |
| JJoel HimelhochChief Doublestump | Chief Doublestump |
 Elwood CarlislePrivate Dick Sam Black | Private Dick Sam Black |
 Jorge GarciaRacoon Head | Racoon Head |
 Randy SklarNews Anchor | News Anchor |
 Jason SklarNews Anchor | News Anchor |
 Debbie RochonZelda Lipschitz / Herself | Zelda Lipschitz / Herself |
 Joe FleishakerMichael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm | Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm |
 James GunnSelf | Self |
| EElizabeth JohnsonJames' Assistant | James' Assistant |
 India AllenSally Sterks | Sally Sterks |
 Ronn SurelsDeke the Red Herring | Deke the Red Herring |
 Antonia DorianLarry the Stripper | Larry the Stripper |
| IIsabelle StephenLesbian Art Student #1 | Lesbian Art Student #1 |
| KKelli PowersLesbian Art Student #2 | Lesbian Art Student #2 |
| JJamie GrecoSurly Crack-Head Trannie | Surly Crack-Head Trannie |
 Ron JeremyJimmy (as Ron Hyatt) | Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt) |
 Trey ParkerSteve Keen (as Juan Schwartz) | Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz) |
| TTimothy MuskatellGuy Who Finds the Space Ship | Guy Who Finds the Space Ship |
| JJosh TaylorFake Zit Guy | Fake Zit Guy |
 Ted RaimiNext Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson) | Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson) |
| JJohn WilliametteGuy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy | Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy |
| AAdam JahnkePurse Snatcher | Purse Snatcher |
| JJames OjalaMonster Meat | Monster Meat |
| PPaul SalamoffOffice Chair Victim | Office Chair Victim |
