Washed-up writer Roy Frankel sees his dreams dashed when three boneheaded Hollywood execs hijack his biblical adaptation, "The Gospel of Matthew," and turn it into an 'edgier' holy reboot: "Taipei Jesus."
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 L.J. BatinasKai Bravo AKA 'Taipei Jesus' | Kai Bravo AKA 'Taipei Jesus' |
| BBrian R. DavisRoy Frankel | Roy Frankel |
 Holly BlairMary Mags | Mary Mags |
 Mimi TorresMary Gomez | Mary Gomez |
 Sam SchweikertJesus Of Nazareth | Jesus Of Nazareth |
| SSun HongT. Thai Pete | T. Thai Pete |
 Keri TombazianJoAnn Davidson | JoAnn Davidson |
| FFreya FoxSelf | Self |
 Bayani IsonLee Bautista | Lee Bautista |
| ZZackry BarcliftShower Herod | Shower Herod |
| SSarah DyerBartender | Bartender |
| TTriumph GardnerAudition Guy 1 | Audition Guy 1 |
 Zarah KulczyckiAudition Girl 2 | Audition Girl 2 |
| EEli MiddlesandAudition Girl 1 | Audition Girl 1 |
| CC.S. PollakAudition Guy 2 | Audition Guy 2 |
 Derek OcampoAudition Guy 3 | Audition Guy 3 |