When Cynthia and Mary show up to collect Cynthia's inheritance from her deceased grandfather, the only item she's received is an antique sword that he believed to be proof that the South won the Civil War.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Marc MaronMel | Mel |
 Jon BassNathaniel | Nathaniel |
 Michaela WatkinsMary | Mary |
 Jillian BellCynthia | Cynthia |
 Toby HussHog Jaws | Hog Jaws |
 Dan BakkedahlKingpin | Kingpin |
 Lynn SheltonDeirdre | Deirdre |
| TTimothy PaulZeke | Zeke |
 Whitmer ThomasJake | Jake |
| AAl ElliottJimmy | Jimmy |
| TTilcia FurmanGabby | Gabby |
 Benjamin KeepersBen | Ben |
 Robert LongstreetTruther | Truther |
| EElise MayfieldPhyllis | Phyllis |
| TT'Darius MurphyMechanic | Mechanic |
 Michael Patrick O'BrienYach | Yach |
| CChris SteeleBoyfriend (uncredited) | Boyfriend (uncredited) |
| EElisha WilliamsGirlfriend (uncredited) | Girlfriend (uncredited) |
 John WinscherCivil War Conspirator (uncredited) | Civil War Conspirator (uncredited) |