Swimsuit models are hired by an evil chemical company for a product catalog in this mockumentary.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Rebeccah BushColleen Todd | Colleen Todd |
 Arthur RobertsStan Madison | Stan Madison |
| OOliver MuirheadJeremy Hollister | Jeremy Hollister |
 Heidi MarkAmber Montana Dakota | Amber Montana Dakota |
 Suzanne LanzaSandy Scotland | Sandy Scotland |
 Sandra PurpuroA | A |
| OOlga Nedovodina-FinneySvetlana | Svetlana |
 Dawn Ann BillingsRoxy Randall | Roxy Randall |
| SSheila KayEunice Bennett | Eunice Bennett |
 David GrohDylan Perry | Dylan Perry |
 Dwayne L. BarnesIce | Ice |
| JJohn C. McDonnellMax 'Large Grip' O'Hara | Max 'Large Grip' O'Hara |
| JJohn BenitzSparky | Sparky |