Director Andrew Kötting and writer Iain Sinclair sail a swan-shaped pedalo from Hastings to Hackney in London in the build-up to the 2012 Olympic Games.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Andrew KöttingNot listed | Not listed |
 Iain SinclairNot listed | Not listed |
 Alan MooreHimself | Himself |
| AAnonymous BoschHimself | Himself |
| PPhilippe CiompiHimself | Himself |
| MMarcia FarquharHerself | Herself |
| JJem FinerHimself | Himself |
 Stewart LeeHimself | Himself |
 Dudley SuttonHimself | Himself |
| MMark LythgoeHimself | Himself |
| AAlan MooreHimself | Himself |
| KKristin O'DonnellLeda / Ophelia | Leda / Ophelia |