In rural England, school teacher Susie Darling is planning to leave her boring husband Martin for lusty mechanic Dave when she meets romantic former pop star Garry Dreadful, who has moved to the village to start a traditional farm and asks her to live with him.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Robbie ColtraneGerald | Gerald |
 Adrian EdmondsonMartin | Martin |
 Dawn FrenchSusie | Susie |
 Nigel PlanerDave | Dave |
 Peter RichardsonGary | Gary |
 Lanah PRay (as Al Pillay) | Ray (as Al Pillay) |
 Jennifer SaundersLorna | Lorna |
| SSerena EvansLandlady | Landlady |
| MMichael BuchananKenny | Kenny |