 Amitai MarmorsteinDavid Spencer | David Spencer |
 Patrick GilmoreLeslie Handover | Leslie Handover |
 Ben CottonShamus O'Reilly / Jerry | Shamus O'Reilly / Jerry |
 Kacey RohlOlivia 'Satan Spawn' Sue | Olivia 'Satan Spawn' Sue |
 Peter NewDonald Dirk | Donald Dirk |
 Johannah NewmarchMelissa Dirk | Melissa Dirk |
 Greg NgInterviewer | Interviewer |
 Scott PateyDoug Spencer | Doug Spencer |
 Daniel BoileauMr. Donovan | Mr. Donovan |
| AAlastair GambleChester the Chipmunk | Chester the Chipmunk |
 Alistair AbellBartender | Bartender |
 Kristina AgostiStacy Smith | Stacy Smith |
| SSean AllanReverend Handover | Reverend Handover |
| LLyova BeckwittYoung Shamus | Young Shamus |
| GGraem BeddoesRacoon Ray / Ramond Beddoes | Racoon Ray / Ramond Beddoes |
 Mauri BernsteinKelly Spencer | Kelly Spencer |
 Reghan BlakeBlonde | Blonde |
 Jeny CassadySFH Director / Jane Johnson | SFH Director / Jane Johnson |
 Richard Ian CoxSebastian Mendez / Pinky Winky | Sebastian Mendez / Pinky Winky |
| KKelsey GillisBrandy | Brandy |
 Paula GirodayBrunette #1 | Brunette #1 |
 Craig MarchTony the Tank Beroni | Tony the Tank Beroni |
| SScott A. McGillivrayShadow Puppet Guy | Shadow Puppet Guy |
 Stephanie McKenzieBrunette #2 | Brunette #2 |
 Diana PavlovskáTina Handover | Tina Handover |
 France PerrasBetty Sue | Betty Sue |
| DDaven PitkinChild | Child |
| EElla PitkinChild | Child |
| DDaren Luc SasgesDrake | Drake |
| BBonn SmithHeckler | Heckler |
