When a nervous young actor is sent to a mortuary to explore his fear of death, he is given the tour by a foul mouthed and bitter mortician who does everything he can to make sure that Arthur will never consider his own mortality in the same way ever again.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 David ThewlisDick Puck | Dick Puck |
 Robert PughBasil | Basil |
 Craig RobertsArthur Bird | Arthur Bird |
 Rosalyn WrightGrieving Mother | Grieving Mother |