The film follows a petty rock band called the Winners, consisting of vocalist Joey Winner, bassist Jennifer, guitarist Tyler, drummer Sam, and French-Canadian roadie Hugo, along with their sleazy manager Jeff, as they tour across Canada and the USA after Jennifer is turned into a vampire by Queeny. Meanwhile, a vampire hunter who is afraid of the dark named Eddie Van Helsing quickly chases them down.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Malcolm McDowellEddie Van Helsing | Eddie Van Helsing |
 Iggy PopVictor | Victor |
 Henry RollinsRockin' Roger | Rockin' Roger |
 Alice CooperBartender | Bartender |
 Jessica ParéJennifer | Jennifer |
 Dave FoleyJeff | Jeff |
 MobyBeef | Beef |
 Rob StefaniukJoey | Joey |
 Alex LifesonBorder Guard | Border Guard |
 Dimitri CoatsQueenie | Queenie |
 Paul AnthonyTyler | Tyler |
 Mike LobelSam | Sam |
 Chris RatzHugo | Hugo |
 Nicole De BoerSusan | Susan |
 Barbara MamaboloDanielle | Danielle |
 Carole PopeClub Bouncer | Club Bouncer |
 Calico CooperWaitress | Waitress |
 Adam Kenneth WilsonNot listed | Not listed |
 Anand RajaramNot listed | Not listed |
 Joe PingueNot listed | Not listed |
 Danny SmithJerry | Jerry |