 Zelda WilliamsLucy | Lucy |
 Ryan CarnesMemphis | Memphis |
| MMallory McGillCourtney | Courtney |
 Deborah PuetteThe Boss | The Boss |
| EEugene CondeAuditioner #5 | Auditioner #5 |
| DDerek KokindaAuditioner #6 | Auditioner #6 |
 Azmyth KaminskiHot Homeless Guy | Hot Homeless Guy |
| LLandon LaVigneOCD douchebag | OCD douchebag |
| BBenjamin Jared MillerNo Carb douchebag | No Carb douchebag |
 Max BarsnessAuditioner #1 | Auditioner #1 |
| PPaul AustadReggae douchebag | Reggae douchebag |
 Samuel HuntDrugstore Boy | Drugstore Boy |
| EElizabeth HendrixDrugstore Girl | Drugstore Girl |
| AAnitra StevensDrugstore Clerk | Drugstore Clerk |
 Daniel HagenGrandpa | Grandpa |
 Alex FrostMax | Max |
 Nicholas LoganSurfer douchebag | Surfer douchebag |
 Frank CappelloBroke douchebag | Broke douchebag |
| JJosh BoswellAuditioner #2 | Auditioner #2 |
| SSeph TernesAuditioner #3 | Auditioner #3 |
| JJeremy KilpatrickAuditioner #4 | Auditioner #4 |
| LLloyd CollinsAuditioner #7 | Auditioner #7 |
| DDoyle EschAuditioner #8 | Auditioner #8 |
| KKelsey JohnsonAuditioner #9 | Auditioner #9 |
 Justin SchwanBeef Cake Auditioner | Beef Cake Auditioner |
| RRobert CookPalm Reader | Palm Reader |
| JJohn SadaoChef | Chef |
| GGeoffrey MillerKnife thrower | Knife thrower |
| JJasmine AlbuquerqueDance Instructor | Dance Instructor |
| MMichael FoxFire Cupping Practitioner | Fire Cupping Practitioner |