Bryan Strauchan - Collingwood's last pick in the 2004 AFL national draft and yet to play a senior game, has captured the hearts of football fans across the country. His daily struggle to make his debut has been graphically depicted , warts and all, with the cameras gaining unprecedented access to Collingwood's inner sanctum.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Pete HelliarBryan Strauchan | Bryan Strauchan |
 Nathan BuckleyHimself | Himself |
 Eddie McGuireHimself | Himself |
 Mick MalthouseHimself | Himself |
 Shane CrawfordHimself | Himself |
| BBilly SlaterHimself | Himself |
| GGuy McKennaHimself | Himself |
 Caroline WIlsonHerself | Herself |
 Brian TaylorHimself | Himself |
 Dave HughesHimself | Himself |
| CChristi MalthouseHerself | Herself |