Two 'very straight' old timers have to learn how to pass as a loving gay couple after falsely claiming same-sex status to take advantage of newly legislated tax laws.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Paul HoganVince Hopgood | Vince Hopgood |
 Michael CatonRalph Williams | Ralph Williams |
 Pete PostlethwaiteRussell McKenzie (taxman) | Russell McKenzie (taxman) |
 Roy BillingFred Coulson | Fred Coulson |
 Alan CassellStan Rogers | Stan Rogers |
| AAndy PappasPost Van Driver | Post Van Driver |
 Paula DuncanYvonne Philpot | Yvonne Philpot |
 Kevin DeeHughie | Hughie |
| SStewart FaichneySergeant Jack Jenkins | Sergeant Jack Jenkins |
| SSimon PatonRed | Red |
 Shane WithingtonFather Xavier Delaney | Father Xavier Delaney |
| GGlynn NicholasEric | Eric |
 Kestie MorassiCarla | Carla |
 Monica MaughanFaith | Faith |
| JJon StephensVince Lookalike | Vince Lookalike |