Bertie Pinkerton-Smythe, alias "Whiskey Stone", struggles to make it as a grime rapper in the rural countryside, despite his upper-class roots.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| WWilf AndertonWhiskey Stone | Whiskey Stone |
 Billy MortonInterviewer (voice) | Interviewer (voice) |
| FFelix MortonHugo Pinkerton-Smythe | Hugo Pinkerton-Smythe |
| PPhil MortonPeter Pinkerton-Smythe | Peter Pinkerton-Smythe |
| CColin Macdonald BurnieOld Man | Old Man |
| CCraig FinlayBarman | Barman |
| FFrancisco VeraFrank | Frank |
| JJosh MortonPongo | Pongo |
| SSarah PyperGillian Pinkerton-Smythe | Gillian Pinkerton-Smythe |
| BBeth BurnsLocal | Local |
| MMae MortonLocal | Local |
| AAlex NichollsLocal | Local |
| IIsabel PearceLocal | Local |
| LLois VentLocal | Local |