A group of misfits form an army in an absurd war.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Massimo BoldiCicciobello Pannolino | Cicciobello Pannolino |
 Teo TeocoliRecluta | Recluta |
 Giorgio ArianiSoldato grasso | Soldato grasso |
 Serena GrandiCommilitrice | Commilitrice |
 Giorgio PorcaroRecluta | Recluta |
 Felice AndreasiSergente | Sergente |
 Francesco SalviRecluta | Recluta |
 BomboloSoldato Lo Cascio | Soldato Lo Cascio |
 Enzo CannavaleGaleazzo Musolesi | Galeazzo Musolesi |
 Giancarlo MagalliOtto von Nibelunghen | Otto von Nibelunghen |
 Leo GullottaRecluta | Recluta |
 Sergio Di PintoCuoco Romano | Cuoco Romano |
 Ramona Dell'AbateContadina | Contadina |
 Diego CappuccioRecluta | Recluta |
 Cinzia de PontiNot listed | Not listed |
 Franco OppiniRecluta | Recluta |
 Peter BoomNot listed | Not listed |
 Fernando CerulliNot listed | Not listed |
| GGuido MariottiNot listed | Not listed |
 Mike MorrisNot listed | Not listed |
 Pietro BarzocchiniBoy in a box (uncredited) | Boy in a box (uncredited) |
 Angelo CasadeiOfficer (uncredited) | Officer (uncredited) |