Jack, Victor, and Winston are old-age pensioners who live in a tower block outside Glasgow. One day, the lift breaks down, leaving them stuck in Victor's flat—where they talk about sex, death, family, and neds. Oh, and on the subject of money: Is Victor really as skint as he says he is?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Ford KiernanJack Jarvis | Jack Jarvis |
 Greg HemphillVictor McDade | Victor McDade |
 Paul RileyWinston Ingram | Winston Ingram |