Ill adjusted to the modern world and burdened by a mid-life crisis, Steve Bracknall finds purpose as the assistant manager of a ramshackle pub football team.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| CChris McClureSteve Bracknall | Steve Bracknall |
 Faye McKeeverNikki Bracknall | Nikki Bracknall |
| AAndrew DennisonParksey | Parksey |
| DDavid HouseHousey | Housey |
| TTom MarrisonTommy | Tommy |
| JJon McClurePaul Sampson | Paul Sampson |
| MMatthew WynneWynney | Wynney |