In this crime comedy, bizarre assassins must come together to unravel the puzzle of Stegman's blackmail secret, and why he's already dead on the set of his own porn film.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Michael EklundGus | Gus |
 Bernice Liu Bik-YeeEvy | Evy |
 J. Adam BrownJesse | Jesse |
 Michael IronsideDon | Don |
 Andrea del CampoDiane | Diane |
| AAidan RitchieSal | Sal |
 Stephen Eric McIntyreKruger | Kruger |
 Aaron HughesOfficer Finnigan | Officer Finnigan |
 Aaron MerkeOfficer Mulligan | Officer Mulligan |
 Frank AdamsonHarry | Harry |
 Tom YoungDaddy Figure Porn Actor | Daddy Figure Porn Actor |