A group of theatre-goers wait in line to see a show by the "Man of a Thousand Faces". Throughout the film they encounter an elderly woman, and a Rastafarian man.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 William AshSimon | Simon |
 Hugh JackmanRoger | Roger |
 Andy SerkisGranny | Granny |
 Nicholas AudsleyLarry's Son | Larry's Son |
 Sophie DahlVeronica | Veronica |
 Joanna LumleyLast in line | Last in line |
 Michael GambonNot listed | Not listed |
 Mary Elizabeth MastrantonioNot listed | Not listed |