A bombardment of SQP commercials that highlight the irony of gatekeeping "true womanhood" by reducing gender to a mere bodily mechanism - one that must also. Never. Ever. Be. Shown. YUCK!
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Kathrine Thorborg JohansenCool Baby | Cool Baby |
| EEmilie StangCute Baby | Cute Baby |
| MMia Brubakken VirikNew-Age Baby | New-Age Baby |
 Eric R. WilliamsSquishii Pad | Squishii Pad |