Alfy is 30 and on the dole. So what does he want with a stuffed tern, a shooting stick, a Harris Tweed suit and a shotgun?
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Alan HullAlfy | Alfy |
| MMadelaine NewtonMary | Mary |
| MMatthew PickardMatthew | Matthew |
| CCatherine PickardCatherine | Catherine |
| RRichard SteeleAuctioneer | Auctioneer |
| BBob RitchieBailiff | Bailiff |
| BBrian LewisClerk | Clerk |
| HHugh TurnerBarman | Barman |
| MMax FordPorter | Porter |
| LLee MelvinMan in Crowd | Man in Crowd |