To celebrate their Admiral's impending marriage, his men stage a variety performance. Meanwhile Joe Crabbs attempts to win back his girlfriend from the Navy's boxing champion.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Sydney HowardJoe Crabbs | Joe Crabbs |
| FFrederick BentleyBill Miffins | Bill Miffins |
 Helena PickardLottie | Lottie |
| PPaddy BrowneMabel | Mabel |
| AAlf GoddardSpike Higgins | Spike Higgins |
| RRupert ListerAdmiral | Admiral |
| HHarold HeathMaster-at-Arms | Master-at-Arms |
 Ian WilsonCall Boy | Call Boy |
| LLaurie LawrencePetty Officer | Petty Officer |
| TThomas ThurbanBandmaster | Bandmaster |
| LLew LakeNot listed | Not listed |
| HHal JonesNot listed | Not listed |
 Reg StoneNot listed | Not listed |
| WWilfred TempleNot listed | Not listed |