Discover the secrets of the pre-match talks between Venables and the England team. Find out what the Queen really said to the German line-up. See how Graham Taylor would have lost it. Enjoy expert commentary from Bjork, Jeremy Clarkson and Keith Richards, Learn and sing along to the Politically Correct Terrace Chants. See a sneak preview of Tarantino's most violent film yet - "Bastards in Short Pants". Share the most secret thoughts of Jean-Paul Gaultier on the romantic side of football. And Not Much More! Except the football. Oh yes.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| RRoger BlakeVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
 Jon CulshawVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
 Alistair McGowanVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
| SSteve NallonVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
 Enn ReitelVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
 Kate RobbinsVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
| NNigel PlaskittVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
| KKaefan ShawVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
 Michael Fenton StevensVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
| CCliff TaylorVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |
 Pamela StephensonVarious characters (Voice) | Various characters (Voice) |