Alastair Burnet announces the predicted results of the general election. Then he announces that the polls are now closed, shortly to be followed by the hospitals, the schools, and the BBC.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Chris BarrieVarious Characters | Various Characters |
 Harry EnfieldVarious Characters | Various Characters |
 Jon GloverVarious Characters | Various Characters |
 Jessica MartinVarious Characters | Various Characters |
| SSteve NallonVarious Characters | Various Characters |
 Enn ReitelVarious Characters | Various Characters |
 John SessionsVarious Characters | Various Characters |