An unimpressive but well-intentioned man is given the chance to marry a popular actress, of whom he has been a hopeless fan. But what he doesn't realize is that he is being used to make the actress' old flame jealous.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Buster KeatonElmer | Elmer |
 Dorothy SebastianTrilby Drew | Trilby Drew |
 Edward EarleLionel Benmore | Lionel Benmore |
 Leila HyamsEthyl Norcrosse | Ethyl Norcrosse |
| WWilliam BechtelNussbaum | Nussbaum |
| JJack ByronScarzi | Scarzi |
| JJoe BordeauxRumrunner | Rumrunner |
| RRay CookeThe Bellboy | The Bellboy |
 Mike DonlinMan in Ship's Engine Room | Man in Ship's Engine Room |
 Pat HarmonShip Captain | Ship Captain |
 Sydney JarvisMan in Audience Next to Elmer | Man in Audience Next to Elmer |
 Theodore LorchActor as 'Union Officer' | Actor as 'Union Officer' |
 Hank MannStage Manager | Stage Manager |
 Charles SullivanTough Sailor | Tough Sailor |