Monologue by Spalding Gray about his misadventures in purchasing a home.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Spalding GraySpalding Gray | Spalding Gray |
| EElion SackerNot listed | Not listed |
| FFrederick NeumannNot listed | Not listed |
| RRon DunhamNot listed | Not listed |
| MMillard RuoffNot listed | Not listed |
| WWayd JaquishNot listed | Not listed |
| DDan JaquishNot listed | Not listed |
| PParry D. TeasdaleNot listed | Not listed |
| WWarren GreenNot listed | Not listed |
| SStephen JamisonNot listed | Not listed |
| MMike RizzoNot listed | Not listed |
| RRicky RicciardellaNot listed | Not listed |
| BBonnie CrottyNot listed | Not listed |
| HHarry RustadNot listed | Not listed |
| LLeon MichaelsNot listed | Not listed |
| CCherie FortisNot listed | Not listed |
| RRuth MieszkacNot listed | Not listed |
 Renée ShafranskyNot listed | Not listed |
| TThomas HortonNot listed | Not listed |
| LLyle TicerNot listed | Not listed |
| MMartha McFarlandNot listed | Not listed |
| BBob EganNot listed | Not listed |