This is what happens when you merge The Room with Star Wars.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Tommy WiseauTX | TX |
 Greg SesteroDrogol | Drogol |
| GGeorgia SmithWorfus | Worfus |
| MMikey FeltonBleebee | Bleebee |
| AAkul DangSherbert Brown | Sherbert Brown |
| BBrock LaBordeComputer Person | Computer Person |