A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a low-IQ dimwit called The Colonel. As you probably guessed, the beauty contest doesn't last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJack RichesinColonel | Colonel |
| JJacob OftenDanny | Danny |
 John TullJunior | Junior |
| AAngela JudyBrenda | Brenda |
 Wendy WindersJulie | Julie |
| MMonica GayleCarol | Carol |
 Pamella PrincessSinger | Singer |
 Debbie OsbornePrissy | Prissy |