Two security van personnel plan to rob a bank in an attempt to raise enough cash to mount a rescue mission when a dictator invades the Falklands.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Robbie ColtraneMax | Max |
 Adrian EdmondsonBilly | Billy |
 Dawn FrenchFrances / Mrs. Shines | Frances / Mrs. Shines |
 Nigel PlanerStan | Stan |
 Peter RichardsonRollo | Rollo |
 Jennifer SaundersCathy | Cathy |
 Kathy BurkeMary | Mary |
 Lenny HenryWarder | Warder |
| MMalcolm HardeePoliceman | Policeman |
| EEric KentSergeant | Sergeant |
| WWilliam LawfordBritish Aerotec Officer | British Aerotec Officer |
 Steven O'DonnellUnder Manager | Under Manager |
| JJonathan StrattConstable | Constable |
 Ron TarrRon | Ron |