There's a guy who likes a girl who keeps vomiting up parasitic alien egg sacks who needs to be saved by two incompetent FBI agents who can't spell "incompetent FBI agents" who never fail to remind the fearful civilians of the impending ambiguous doom! Written by Ryan Humphries
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
| JJanielle AthertonJessica | Jessica |
| RRichanne BaldridgeAgent Styles | Agent Styles |
| DDorothy M. CritesLena - Radio Personality | Lena - Radio Personality |
| KK. Brian GruberAssistant FBI Director Balding | Assistant FBI Director Balding |
| JJohn LargéAdrian | Adrian |
| JJ. Peter ParkerAgent Miller | Agent Miller |
| AAnna PeckRachael | Rachael |
| SSandy StoltzBrad | Brad |