| MMelissa EversThe Beauty | The Beauty |
 Al GoldsteinSuper Sausage | Super Sausage |
| RRonnie LoveNeanderthal Man | Neanderthal Man |
 Erica EatonMiss Crabtree | Miss Crabtree |
| HHoneysuckle DivineHerself | Herself |
| JJim BuckleyThe Narrator | The Narrator |
 Darby Lloyd RainsWorried Mother | Worried Mother |
 Jody MaxwellSplit Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri | Split Beaver / Singing Cocksucker from Missouri |
 Marc StevensScrew Newsstand Vendor | Screw Newsstand Vendor |
 Helen MadiganVictorian Lady /Modern Woman | Victorian Lady /Modern Woman |
 Eric EdwardsVictorian Gentleman /Modern Man | Victorian Gentleman /Modern Man |
| DDavid Buckley2nd Man to Pick Up Woman /Customer on Couch /N.Y. Times Purchaser | 2nd Man to Pick Up Woman /Customer on Couch /N.Y. Times Purchaser |
| HHelene Buckley2nd Woman to Get Picked Up /Customer on Couch | 2nd Woman to Get Picked Up /Customer on Couch |
| SSteve KrausGynecologist /Dentist | Gynecologist /Dentist |
| HHeidi HighNurse /Assistant Nurse | Nurse /Assistant Nurse |
| DDon AllenArmy Sergeant /Cock in Crib /Beer Hard On /Man with Big Joint in Up-to-Date Smoker /Joe Shmegeggi | Army Sergeant /Cock in Crib /Beer Hard On /Man with Big Joint in Up-to-Date Smoker /Joe Shmegeggi |
| GGlenda GlistenPatient | Patient |
| DDonna BartellTattooed Customer | Tattooed Customer |
| SSandy FoxxSally | Sally |