A romantic comedy written by and starring Alexei Sayle. A couple on a first date in London are determined to find a drink after closing time, to prove to themselves that they are not careworn and middle-aged. What follows is a series of misadventures
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Alexei SayleAndy Carolides | Andy Carolides |
 Siobhan RedmondJulie Cordova | Julie Cordova |
 Alun ArmstrongMickey | Mickey |
 Joe MeliaAndy's Father | Andy's Father |
 Victor McGuireMichael | Michael |
 Richard RidingsGreg | Greg |
 Nabil ShabanLawyer | Lawyer |
| CCandida RundleBartender | Bartender |
 Peter BaikieScotsman | Scotsman |
| CCharlie CaineMark | Mark |
| AAnna GilbertPolicewoman | Policewoman |
| SSimon SmithHot Dog Seller | Hot Dog Seller |
 Anthony Barclay1st Arab | 1st Arab |
| EEddie Osei2nd Arab | 2nd Arab |
| SSuzanna CarneyArab Woman | Arab Woman |
| BBrinley JenkinsOld Welshman | Old Welshman |
 David NellistDoorman | Doorman |
| CCarlton DixonDancer | Dancer |
| DDanny WortersBoy Driver | Boy Driver |
| MMatthew Evans2nd Boy | 2nd Boy |
| SSakinah FraserGirl | Girl |
 Steve WrightSelf | Self |
| AAlex AndreasSocialite (uncredited) | Socialite (uncredited) |