Eddie Ritchie once ' played for England,' or did he? The team have their doubts.
| Actor | Role |
|---|---|
 Colin BlakelyEddie Ritchie | Eddie Ritchie |
 Peter SallisAustin Melcroft | Austin Melcroft |
| DDavid WallerMeadows | Meadows |
 Ann BeachShirley Ritchie | Shirley Ritchie |
 Michael HawkinsHoward Stevens | Howard Stevens |
| AAnthony LangdonJock | Jock |
| JJanet DaviesRose | Rose |
 John ComerMr. Calthrop | Mr. Calthrop |
| GGabrielle DayeMrs. Calthrop | Mrs. Calthrop |